Truth Of My Youth

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Thank fuck that’s done.

I despise that lecturer’s assignments, they always demand about 3 times too much for the word count we’re given.

Now I am free to nap, shower, and do stuff I’ve been needing to do for the past.. 5 or 6 days!

I am allowing myself a couple of hours of sleep. What has been coming from my brain is utterly incoherent.

Starting a 1500 word report due in at midday at 10pm the night before - unwise.

Why do I not learn.

Somebody motivate me. Make me care. Or just sort out whatever these blocks are in my head. I know I’m better than this.

Fuck off uni, I can’t be bothered with you and your demands.

Bahhhh brain tirednesssssssssssssss.

SnūzNLūz - Wifi Donation Alarm Clock

ariellezuckerberg:

This alarm clock, available at ThinkGeek, is both ingenious and hilarious. Every time you hit snooze, the alarm clock (which you connect to your bank account) wires money to a charity that you hate.

Here are some of ThinkGeek’s common usage suggestions:

Are you a butcher? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to PETA
Are you a land developer? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the Wilderness Society!
Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the GOP. or
Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to MoveOn.Org
Are you a hippie? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the American Coal Foundation.

This is in concept, a great idea. Everyone hates something.

Don’t even know what I want for breakfast, I feel all weird and.. floaty. Though I do have the necessaries for beans on toast, so that might well be it. 

Internet, you generally make me feel a bit tense, you know. What’s that about?