January 2012
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SnūzNLūz - Wifi Donation Alarm Clock
ariellezuckerberg:
This alarm clock, available at ThinkGeek, is both ingenious and hilarious. Every time you hit snooze, the alarm clock (which you connect to your bank account) wires money to a charity that you hate.
Here are some of ThinkGeek’s common usage suggestions:
Are you a butcher? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to PETA Are you a land developer? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the...
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Don’t even know what I want for breakfast, I feel all weird and.. floaty. Though I do have the necessaries for beans on toast, so that might well be it.
Internet, you generally make me feel a bit tense, you know. What’s that about?
Great time for my phone to brick itself.. ugh.
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Time to gird your loins and get on with it.
Can’t remember what book it was that used that repeatedly, but I am recycling it now. Bloody airlines assignment(s).
RAIN CITY CHRONICLES.: Shit that doesn't define... →
nrrrdcakkke:
Your diet. You don’t need to put vegan/vegetarian/herbivore in your bio. What goes into your belly is of little importance to anyone else. If they care, the will ask. Your body modifications. You don’t need to count your tattoos and piercings and tell us all. How many holes you have punched in…
I would go along with these sentiments.
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truthofmyyouth:
light that smoke, yeah one for...
Rising unemployment? Not to worry! Asda and McDonalds are solving the problem.
Just need to eat more poorly and spend more of the disposable income we don’t have on pork pies and Uncle Ben’s rice and we’re sorted!
I look forward to more poorly constructed Big Macs in the future.
“Like most women, I currently live in a society where violence, harassment and...”
– Tiger Beatdown (via pnasty)
This is so relevant to everything.
(via mindyshabibti)
THIS THIS THIS.
This is what rape culture looks like.
(via silverqueen)
And so many men fucking do not get this.
(via northerndownpour)
This.. mm, yeah.
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So, laptop, I have recalibrated your battery and awaiting your new estimate as to how much time remains on a full battery charge.. your previous estimates of around 40 hours seemed a tad optimistic..and the fact you stayed under 10% for about 2 hours of charging then reported 100% after another like 40 minutes does not fill me with optimism..
40 hours still..
Why are you so retarded?
Discovering the assignment you’ve left yourself only 5 days to do is twice as long as you thought - I am not just a good student, I am fantastic.
3000 words, 5 days.. that’s only like 600 words a day!
..cos it definitely works like that, right?
Why does my cunting phone keep losing my Twitter account login?!
Fuck you airlines assignment, you gon’ shit all over my week, I just know you are. Set in September, deadline January 30th, start work after my finance test on Tuesday? I am a great student.
Dear laptop battery,
Reporting an estimated time remaining of 34 hours and 20 minutes leads me to suspect you may possibly need recalibrating.
Yours faithfully, Cynical owner.
Corporate Finance test 2, your content is slowly beginning to be my bitch.
Capital allowances and reducing balances, you will be my bitch.
with my foot on your neck
i finally have you right where i want you.
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Foo Fighters - Monkey Wrench
Ergh.
Most things about today.
Fuck me and my sleeping late, my deadlines and uni work in general. Ergh. Well don’t want or need multiple things to need working on simultaneously. Bah.
http:// →
svgllmnt:
Kris Payne: the phrase “it is what it is” is basically the entire collective of humanity giving up in five words and accepting…
krispayne:
We don’t go to space anymore.
“Discounts” are covered up by new taxes and/or fees.
A protest because of fiscal inequality was…
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New Found Glory - Kiss Me
Will reblog any NFG...
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OHGODWHAT?: Technological Advancements →
ohgodwat:
I love technology. Some of the shit we can do today is mad crazy. For example I have a camera the size of my palm that can record in full 1080p HD, while stuck to the side of my bike helmet. However there seems to be a focus on ‘connectivity’ these days. People think that everything should be done…
Again, agree with most of this.
For the knockout stages of the futsal tournament today we have no recognised goalkeeper and two of our outfield players are random people we’ve roped in - this is going to be a proper dig in and do a job effort. If we get even to the next round, it’ll be a great effort. We shall see..
Fuck, the times before tabbed browsing must’ve been horrific.
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Jesus Ed Sheeran, I wasn’t aware your lyrics were this.. cringeworthy. Painful.
