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“There is nothing,” said the Prince of Wales as he struck the Queen with a large copper mallet, “like a good bong.”
I spat my tea everywhere. Why is this a sentence in The Times?
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Excuse me my tech boner, it should abate in around a week.
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Can You Call a 9-Year-Old a Psychopath? - NYTimes.com -
“I’ve always said that Michael will grow up to be either a Nobel Prize winner or a serial killer.”
She recalled one argument, over a homework assignment, when Michael shrieked and wept as she tried to reason with him. “I said: ‘Michael, remember the brainstorming we did yesterday? All you have to do is take your thoughts from that and turn them into sentences, and you’re done!’ He’s still screaming bloody murder, so I say, ‘Michael, I thought we brainstormed so we could avoid all this drama today.’ He stopped dead, in the middle of the screaming, turned to me and said in this flat, adult voice, ‘Well, you didn’t think that through very clearly then, did you?’ ”
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my life
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
Jealousy =/= fidelity.
Jealousy = insecurity.
Stop spreading shit like this tumblr, jealousy is NOT healthy and it’s not a sign that you care about someone or are faithful to them. Take it from someone who has dealt with jealous boyfriends and who is trying to overcome irrational jealousy (stemming from insecurity) herself.
what the fuck, who came up with the brilliant logic behind this one?!
and then went to the trouble of creating an image about it.
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Commence Game of Thrones.
So, thus far, so much boob and erect nipple.
“I would let his whole tribe fuck you - all 40,000 men and their horses too, if that’s what it took.” - Pah, lovely.
if you don’t mind, once you get to the stage in the series that is the end of the first book please don’t update tumblr, as i’ve only just started the second ;) thanksss haha
ha well, you’ll have to tell me where that is because I have no idea. I’m not going to update with every single detail or anything, it was just a set of observations from the first episode.
Commence Game of Thrones.
So, thus far, so much boob and erect nipple.
“I would let his whole tribe fuck you - all 40,000 men and their horses too, if that’s what it took.” - Pah, lovely.
Commence Game of Thrones.
Absolutely love seeing someone bolt from the opposite platform right over a bridge to try and catch the train I’m on, then when they get down they’re pure smashing the buttons but the doors won’t open ‘cause it’s about to leave again. The look on their faces as they step back upon the realisation that they’ve missed it and everyone can see them is priceless every time.